Man Utd 1-0 Arsenal- but loss isn't terminal for Gunners

Watching football really isn't good for my heart.
 
But enough about me, and onto the game. Hyped up by the Sky media machine, this was the BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON as the table toppers travelled to Old Trafford to visit the Champions. There was much emphasis put on the fact that if Arsenal won, they would be 11 points above United. And, sure, that's a big total. But from the way the 'experts' were talking, that would be the reds's title challenge dead in the water. Has everyone forgotten 2008 here?
 
But without doubt, this was still a massive match. For all of Arsenal's brilliant displays this season, you could argue that only their incredible defensive display at Dortmund showed them winning a game they weren't favourites for. But if they beat United in Manchester for the first time since 2006, it would send a real message to the rest of the country that they really, really mean business. Of course, they were still title challengers before this match (what more could they do, Alan Shearer?) but winning would confirm them as truly back. And also put a knife into the team of Robin Van Persie, which would be nice.


"Why do I even still wear this coat?"

But it didn't happen. And although the 'jokes' came about on twitter almost instantly (Phil Jones has left the ground with £42 million in his pocket, Ozil has been returned to Arsenal...#YOLO #BANTZ #SWAG) this was a game Arsenal can take a lot from, especially when you take into account all of their absentees.
 
A virus running through the camp robbed them of two of their best players, the resilient and commanding centre back Mertesacker, and the beautifully balanced and inventive playmaker Rosicky. Rosicky must be the most unlucky footballer of recent times considering all of his injury problems. (Diaby doesn't count. That C**t is just too much. He was born with a fu*king calf strain for god's sake.) He just offers so much to the side, and the Gunners missed almost every aspect of his play, the neat one twos, the constant pressing and urgency, and the drive from midfield, what with Ramsey largely off the pace.
 
But if you look at the two line ups, as a United fan I was shi**ing myself worried before kick off. The middle of the park boasted such quality from an Arsenal point of view, a five man axis versus two men, one of whom, Phil Jones, was out of position. But from the word go there was a distinct lack of intensity in the Arsenal ranks. There was no real attempt to press United, it reminded me of the game against Sociedad in midweek, where the hosts gave David Moyes's men way too much space, through a combination of fear and respect of the Champions.
 
The home side certainly had the better of the opening exchanges with Wayne Rooney in particular up for it; constantly looking forward whilst in possession, and when without, the England star chased down anyone near him like a dog after a stick. (Insert hilarious joke here comparing the animal's intellect favourably to Wayne's). But seriously, that determination ran through the United side. The sense of the whole squad (no, not you Ashley Young. Diving pri*k) angrily wanting to prove everyone wrong and beat Arsenal was palpable. They shut down the much vaunted trio of Cazorla, Ozil and Ramsey, and Arsenal's only effort on goal in the first half was a tame Grioud header from a fair way out. That is not to say that Man Utd tested Szczesny at the other end, as really I can't recall many problems for him either in the first period, apart from when challenging for the ball Phil Jones, who is made of granite, accidently poleaxed him.



"Take that Piers!!!"

 
Before that though, Van Persie scored a technically perfect header from Rooney's teasing delivery. (Honestly, that corner was gagging to be put away. You could see it arcing towards the most lethal finisher on the pitch and you fu*king knew the outcome. OOH ROBIN VAN PERSIE) Depending on who you were supporting, this was either an immense moment which showed who he really loved and demonstrated his class, or the traitor supreme showing a complete lack of dignity with his celebration. For the record, all the crap that Arsenal fans give him, including the 'she said no' song, should really blow any call for him to celebrate respectfully out of the window. Why expect class when Arsenal fans clearly don't give him that? Personally, I loved it when he celebrated passionately. But the inevitable goal from RVP didn't stir Arsenal into a fightback, which was surprising. Instead, after the goal, United took control, with Jones and Rooney both breaking through on two separate occasions, with Arsenal having to resort to sitting deeper until the break.
 
The Vidic substitution, after De Gea clattered him, forced Jones, the player of the half, back into the back four and Arsenal dominated the opening spells of the second half. But it was very much false domination, the possession in that 45-60 period was probably 65% Arsenal, but they didn't create anything of note. Where was Ozil or man of the moment Ramsey? The best opportunity before the clock struck an hour fell to Wayne Rooney, as after a superb break by Valencia, he deftly flicked the ball above Sagna's challenge with his right peg, before hammering a shot agonizingly wide with his left.
 
Wilshere came on for the tired Flamini and immediately the pace of Arsenal's passing went up, as United retreated nearer and nearer De Gea's goal. Crosses were frequent but Jones and the excellent Evans dealt with them all. But the thing was, England's saviour  Wilshere's introduction coincided with an Arsenal effort that pegged back Man Utd. There were no break or any United presence in the opposition half as Valencia and Kagawa, for the first time in the game, were denied space and time to turn and run at their markers. Effectively, in United's backyard they were forcing them to play defensive. This observer certainly did not like to see that.
 
The problem was, they were not creating any clear cut opportunities- Wilshere, Ramsey, and Giroud all had half chances but what Arsenal needed at this point was a fresh threat and a different style of attacking. What they essentially required was Walcott or Oxlade-Chamberlain to climb off the treatment table and run at United. It must have pretty despairing for Wenger knowing his side needed fresh impetus while they were on top, and knowing as well his best option for that was THE GREATEST STRIKER THAT EVER LIVED Bendtner. Still it was hugely encouraging for the Gunners that they kept United at bay for almost the whole second half.
 
That is not to say that United didn't have their heroes, Valencia completely stopped Cazorla on the left, meaning him coming off for Bendtner wasn't quite as crazy as it seemed. This was crucial, as Arsenal kept a lot of the ball and occasionally you just wanted someone to have a go, and their main threat from range is Cazorla. Phil Jones was utterly immense, Carrick and Cleverley did a great job on Ramsey and in keeping the ball at the death, and Rooney never stopped running and was intelligent with his ball use.
 
There were chances for both teams in the closing stages as Smalling somehow missed a glorious headed chance from a delicious Van Persie free kick and Bacary Sagna whipped in two of the best crosses I've seen for a while but they evaded everyone both times.
 
Oh wait, I just realised I originally wanted to write a quick intro and then player ratings, but I've written like a whole match report. That's passion for you. Or being alone on a Sunday night. Again. Your call. Fu*k my life.
 
Player ratings
 
Manchester United
 
David de Gea I bloody love you Dave. I mean your beard is sh*t but you can't have everything. He wasn't called upon much but did put Vidic in hospital, so is a beast. I think. Clean sheet. 7/10 
Chris Smalling Very nervous on his selction at right back, and I didn't really feel he played that well. The height advantage was key at set pieces but didn't look comfortable in possession. 6/10
Jonny Evans Another commanding performance from United's most consistent defender. Irrepressible in the air and unbeatable in the tackle, and many other big words. 8/10
Nemanja Vidic (Cleverley 46) Giroud didn't beat him once, in the air or on the floor. Always a safe presence  at the back, and United were noticeably shaky after his departure. 8/10 
Patrice Evra Every time I think he's at the knackers yard, he digs out a performance like this. Whether it was Ozil or Ramsey on the right didn't matter to Evra, who sums up the spirit, experience and know how to win big matches like this time and again. Impeccable with the ball at his feet and superb at wasting time late on. (Completely different from the cheating that you persist with Ashley Young, before you ask. What a penis that bloke is. Such talent but spends most of the time on the floor.) Is he just not motivated for matches against Stoke and the like? I don't know, but more like this Patrice please. 8/10
Michael Carrick The 'Geordie Xavi' didn't have his best game, but it sums him up right now when he can be pretty poor and still dictate our tempo for a sizeable portion of the match. Made some key interceptions in the second half, and got to grips with Ozil well. Facial hair was terrible. 7/10
Phil Jones Remember when Fergie said that Phil Jones will be the greatest to ever play for United? It's matches like this where you think the greatest manager on the planet was right again. In the first half he denied space for Ozil, made interceptions, drove with the ball, and passed so well I thought it was Carrick (because Carrick is basically Pele in my eyes). In the second half, pushed into the heart of defence, it was header after header, clearance after clearance, and some calm, soothing, sexual switching of play. Fu*k, it was Franco Baresi and Roy Keane rolled into one unstoppable force. Got booked for challenging for the ball because he broke Szczesny. Some of his blocks were so last ditch and unbelievable I almost forgot I'm failing Uni. Almost. 9/10
Antonio Valencia Inspirational in the first half, driving forward with the ball while completely marking Cazorla out of the game and simultaneously stopped Gibbs from getting forward. 7/10
Shinji Kagawa (Giggs 78) A superb dribbler who didn't really play well. Cut inside to try and inflict damage but was a bit ineffective and drifted out of proceedings. 5/10
Wayne Rooney England's best footballer reminded everyone how good he is. He didn't have a lot of the ball but he got an assist and worked his bollocks off. (Hmm. Should I censor bollo**s? Naa, Google will be fine with it. Hopefully.) Denied a goal but overall, brilliant again. 8/10
Robin Van Persie (Fellaini 85) Scored a superb header but actually was largely subdued by Koscielny. In the second half often was used as a target man to ease the pressure on defence and held it up well. He will make all the headlines tomorrow though, no doubt, despite a pretty average game for him. But what a goalscorer. What a player. What a man. If he told me tomorrow to quit my job and drive to his house to feed his kids grapes and yogurt, I fu*king would. (I have no job, and I don't drive) ORVP 7/10
Subs- Tom Cleverley Struggled to get into the game and his arrival took Phil Jones away from the engine room, allowing Arteta to take control. Recovered and was decent defensively. 6/10
Ryan Giggs His introduction ahead of Nani and God's gift to the world  Januzaj was met with disapproval, but he calmed things down at a time when it was most frantic. 7/10
Marouane Fellaini He won a few headers, and therefore denied Arsenal the ball, so did his job. But for £27 million you want a bit more. At least be ahead of Cleverley, no? 6/10
 
David Moyes I'm getting used to it now, but it didn't help to see Sir Alex in the crowd today. But actually got his team spot on and his subs correct. I was screaming out for Nani or Januzaj to start or even come on but Valencia's selection was fully justified and all the subs played a part. Well done, now tell us is Zaha screwing your daughter or not because if not play him a bit yeah? 8/10
 
Arsenal
 
Wojciech Szczesny Couldn't be blamed for the goal, otherwise wasn't really tested, so i'll use this space to say I think he's been utterly immense this season and has answered all his critics. I do wish he'd change his name to like John Smith or something though. 7/10
Bacary Sagna Was Arsenal's main threat in terms of clear cut chances created and did a great job on Kagawa. Solid defensively and always quality on the ball. 8/10 
Laurent Koscielny Arsenal's brilliant defender didn't do anything wrong all game, a real achievement given he was not partnered by Mertesacker. Relished landing a couple of big tackles on Van Persie and advanced into midfield well. 7/10 
Thomas Vermaelen The Belgian defender who actually can't defend is still the club captain, laughable when you consider this was his first start since April. And how good have they been in his absence? Still, he was relatively solid in this match, and kept United quiet. 7/10
Kieran Gibbs Couldn't stop Valencia going past him and couldn't go past Valencia. Panicked in possession too a couple of times. 5/10 
Mikel Arteta (Gnabry 83) The midfielder controlled the game in the first 15 minutes of the second half with accurate passing and superb awareness. A real shame that for once his more attacking colleagues didn't show, as Arteta was superb throughout. 7/10
Mathieu Flamini (Wilshere 61) Arsenal's unsung hero this season was clearly unfit and it was shown, tired passes and futile attempts to track Rooney. Positionally top drawer though. 6/10
Aaron Ramsey Where was the Ramsey against Liverpool, or Dortmund? The Welsh midfielder was totally off the pace and a real disappointment. He gave the ball away a lot and wasted oppurtunites by trying to dribble rather than look for a team mate. He wandered from his position too much and was well marshalled by United. 4/10
Mesut Özil Couldn't get into the game, and seemed to not like the close attention Carrick and Jones gave him In the first half. Was neat enough and certainly not the worst Arsenal player but we have begun to expect so much more. My theory is he needs a rest, and this would be easy enough back in Madrid with Modric and Isco available. But until Arsenal's injury problems start solving themselves the German must solider on. Still created space well but was just not quite performing. Not his night. 5/10
Santi Cazorla (Bendtner 78) Valencia stopped him when he was on the left, Carrick stopped him in the middle and he was anonymous on the right. A real let down for Gunners fans as they needed one of his long range specials to do something and create a bit of belief amongst the team. When Arsenal were stuck in one of their 'passing across the final third' stages, they looked to Cazorla for a trademark burst of acceleration, or neat turn, or better still, a pop from 25 yards, but he was utterly, painfully sh*t. 4/10
Olivier Giroud "OOH but what if he gets injured" scream all the anti-Arsenal people. Giroud has been tremendous this season but the reality is he needs help up front in these types of games, oh how he would have wished Podolski to arrive to act as a foil. Alas, he had Bendtner. Still, worked hard, never gave up, and you got the feeling if he got a proper chance he would have taken it. 6/10.
Subs- Jack Wilshere Smoking Jack is a lovely player to watch when on form, as he glides past people and slides inch perfect passes through to the forwards and you're sat there thinking HOLY SH*T WHERE'S MY GUN THAT KID IS LIKE TECHNICALLY SOUND AND HE PLAYS ON THE HALF TURN GIVE HIM 100 ENGLAND CAPS NOW. But the constant injuries has led him taking a bit of a back seat this year. Wilshere's style is such that he needs to be on the ball constantly, he needs the team built around him, he needs players to make space for him. He is still young and will learn to be a real team player, but right now Arsenal look better without him- like in the other games in the past week, the wins over Dortmund and Liverpool. But him coming off the bench led to a spark in Arsenal as he demanded the ball off the defence and drove at Carrick at Cleverley in the way that Rosicky would have done. He created opportunities and energised a side lacking a bit of zest. But he got booked for a petulant push on Evra and perhaps should have had a shot rather than look for a pass late on. Crap I've written like a whole paragraph here. 7/10
Nicklas Bendtner How is he still employed by Arsenal? Gave the ball away every time he had it and didn't even attempt to get to Sagna's awesome cross in injury time. Remember when he scored a hat trick vs Porto in the Champions League and looked as if he was finally growing up? That was a loooong time ago and the most frustrating thing for Gooners is that he still has ability, but he's such a deluded c**t that he'll never make the most out of his talent. 1/10
Serge Gnabry Has done well for Arsenal in this campaign and did more in 10 minutes than Cazorla and Ramsey combined. Has a bright future indeed. 7/10
 
Arsene Wenger The best manager left in the Premier League deserves success for his financial prudence and unwavering commitment to youth, but I fear it will not be this season. Wenger's squad was exposed tonight by the lack of options to add life into the flailing Arsenal corpse (injecting life into a corpse? What an analogy. I surprise myself sometimes with my brilliance. Like Messi in a way) and he was not helped by the non performance of key men. Could he have done anything differently? Not really, but playing Flamini, who was unfit, ahead of Jack didn't pay off. 6/10
 
Overall- An excellent and crucial win for United that lifts them up to 5th and only five points away from the summit. But things are not over for Arsenal and Wenger and this win should only lower the expectations and therefore calm the players down, who looked a bit nervous at times tonight, it has to be said. But as Sky will no doubt say something like THE TITLE RACE IS BACK ON or ARSENAL'S CHALLENGE STOPS HERE so I'm bound to say that although the result is massive for United, for Arsenal, it doesn't change much. They need another striker, they need injured players back, they ARE challengers for the league title, and most importantly, it's about whether they're still top in March/April, than their position now.

Wow how the hell did I write all of that. I mean I started writing this at about half 12 and it's like quarter past 2 now why am I doing this I need to get a life. Naa, lives are overrated really, and I really love writing this sh*t because football is the best thing about a world full of poverty, anger, and corruption. Even better than Pasta. And I like Pasta. If you've made it this far, seriously, well done. I mean don't just pat yourself on the back, literally applaud yourself. The fact that you've read my incoherent ramblings for this long is remarkable.

Thanks for reading, Adam.
 



This GIF is amazing by the way. United through and through, this lad



The troubles of Spurs?

As Tottenham went through the motions at Goodison on Sunday, you felt that this game meant more than just a decent point for two teams who were having poor matches. No, this was Spurs in microcosm this season.

Despite the huge investment in the summer, Andre Villas-Boas's side have been thoroughly unwatchable this campaign. Although defensively solid, -with Hugo Lloris and Jan Vertonghen in particular proving to be arguably the best in the league in their roles - there has been no inspirational attacking moves, no ripping apart of teams, no glut of goals from new purchases. The game at Everton was obviously going to be a tough test for AVB's players and a draw is not to be sniffed at considering Spurs lost in the corresponding fixture last year. But it was the way that the away team played that was so disappointing, and the continuing failure of Spurs to utilise the range of talent at their disposal is embarrassing people like myself who predicted a new look, slick, and dynamic team to rip through teams this season.

But what's this? This apparently dull and boring team is sitting comfortably in fourth in the league, only five points behind Arsenal, and level on points with Chelsea, not to mention looking down on the two Manchester clubs. This must be a weird phenomenon for the White Hart Lane faithful- despite turning in performances like they did against Hull in the league, er, Hull in the cup, and many more they keep winning. They have a great chance of a trophy in the Capital One Cup. So what exactly is wrong with a Tottenham team doing so well and grinding out victories, especially when surely their new signings are yet to fully acclimatise to English football?

It seems there is still a few things wrong with Spurs.

1) AVB's terrible media skills.

Unlike his predecessor 'Arry, Villas-Boas is not a favourite of the press pack for a few different reasons. Firstly, he replaced the nation's messiah, the people's prince Redknapp, itself a sin in the xenophobic eyes of some journalists given the amount of sound bites and car window related transfer stories he gave them every week. This hasn't been helped by his perceived 'failure' at Chelsea, in which the rumours are he was effectively sacked on the senior players say so. This has led to the press jumping on every tiny mistake the Portuguese coach makes in an effort to turn the Spurs fans against him- eg. the non story over whether Lloris or Friedel would be in goal last year. His recent criticism of the fans was not needed but was hardly as insulting as the papers made out. A top coach, the guy would do well to improve his relationship with Fleet Street.

2) Roberto Soldado seldom scoring.

For £26 million, you need more than accuracy from the penalty spot.

3) Replacing Gareth Bale is no picnic.
A rather obvious, but important point. Spurs knew there was no chance they could replace the world class Welsh winger with a player of similar quality, so spread out his record transfer fee on purchases all over the side. This was logical, but has left the side a little short on match-winning quality. So often last year Bale would change a game with an outstanding piece of skill, a dribble past two defenders, or best of all, a stunning goal. Erik Lamela the £30m buy from Roma, who plays a similar position in a different way, has been injured which is unfortunate. He's fast, elegant and also adept at cutting in from the right, scoring 15 Serie A goals last season. Spurs perhaps need to have more attacking players on the field in a more offensive style to compensate for the loss of the Real Madrid galactico (See point 5).

4) Eriksen needs time.

The closest player in terms of pure talent (if not style of play) to Bale is the exciting young Danish schemer Christian Eriksen, who has for a while been one of my favourite up and coming players. I have no doubt he'll be a success in England, but he has taken time to settle in after his move from Ajax and the more gentle domestic competition there. It is important he adapts sharpish to the Premier League though for Spurs to fulfil their potential under AVB. If he does, I'm sure Soldado will get more chances to showcase his clinical finishing as well.


5) Their 3 best midfielders can't really play together.

Paulinho is a Brazilian first teamer and has made a good start to his Spurs career. Sandro is one of the best defensive midfielders in the league. Moussa Dembele oozes class and composure on the ball. There is an argument that they are all too good to be left out, which AVB has generally agreed with and I said myself at the start of the season. But what has become clear is that when all 3 are there, that often leaves only 3 attackers to actually, y'know, score goals. Yes, Sandro may unleash the odd thunderbastard, and Paulinho's clever late runs can grab the odd goal but they are midfielders who generally don't get many goals or assists. Unless Spurs are against one of the bigger teams, one of them should probably be on the bench for a more progressive player to ease the scoring pressure on Soldado. In Europe, it will be intriguing to see if they could play well together in the slightly slower environment, and I think they could - but in the Premier League, it's too cautious a set up for a top team for most games.

6) Andros Townsend is believing his hype a little.

How wonderful was the right winger's England debut against Montenegro, an adventurous display capped off by a stunning goal from outside the box. A few days later, he turned in another encouraging performance in the crucial qualifier vs Poland, and overnight he became a lot more famous. As is tradition, he was straight away involved in an England 'scandal' when Roy Hodgson was alleged to have been racially insensitive to him when telling the team to 'feed the monkey' referring to an old NASA joke which obviously flew over the head of the dumb red top hacks in this country. Of course, Townsend wasn't offended in the slightest. But that hasn't been his problem, its more that since then he's tried to shoot from 30 yards at least 5 times in every game, perhaps wanting another incredible moment for the highlight reel. Is he now treating himself like a star? The kid should be told that he still is a relative novice at Spurs and should concentrate on feeding Soldado rather than taking it upon himself to act like Bale-lite just because of two brilliant England games.


7) They need a left-back.
Danny Rose isn't ready to be a starter for a team chasing top 4, and Vertonghen is wasted away from his favoured centre-back position. Perhaps they don't need so many midfielders (are Lewis Holtby and Capoue really the required level?) and could sell one in January to sign a quality young number 3. The 22-year-old Porto flier Alex Sandro is very highly rated by the nerds* who have enough free time to watch the Portuguese League and would probably be available for a decent price, with AVB possibly being able to use his links with his former club to make a move to Spurs seem more attractive to the young Brazilian.

*I am one of those nerds.

So there are plenty of issues that have to resolved, but it's still a good time for Spurs fans, in my opinion. I'm not one myself but I can see the progress there from Redknapp's time, and on the quiet they have built a very decent squad, fighting with clubs way above their financial station. It's important the board don't overreact to some of the criticisms and retain faith in the overall plan. The medium term future looks rosy, as long as Spurs keep hold of their best players and their talented young manager.

Premier League preview part 1: Arsenal, Aston Villa and Cardiff

Arsenal

Last season: Premier League: 4th F.A. Cup: 5th rnd League Cup: 4th rnd Champions League: Last 16.
IN: Yaya Sanogo (free, Auxerre).
OUT: Andrey Arshavin (Zenit St Petersburg, free), Denilson, Sebastien Squillaci (released), Sanchez Watt (Colchester, free), Craig Eastmond (Colchester, free), Johan Djourou (Hamburg, loan), Vito Mannone (undisclosed, Sunderland), Francis Coquelin (loan, Freiburg), Andre Santos (free, Flamengo), Joel Campbell (loan, Olympiakos), Gervinho (£8m, Roma), Ignasi Miquel (loan, Leicester), Marouane Chamakh (free, Crystal Palace).

It's been a different summer for Arsenal in several ways. For a start, there has not been in a protracted and tiresome transfer summer involving one of their best players. Some might say this is because they've all left. For the first time also, Arsenal have publicly admitted they have cash to burn. For years now the newspapers have speculated at just how much Arsenal have in transfer funds, (usually around the time season tickets are up for renewal) but the club themselves have muttered something about the new stadium and Financial Fair Play. This year has been different, with £70m pledged to Arsene Wenger. But as of yet, they have done fu*k all the only signing the Gunners have made is the free transfer of Yaya Sanogo.



"Maybe Liverpool would accept £40 million and a £15 iTunes voucher"

 In this of all summers, that is a disgrace. With the three teams above them last season all changing their manager, this was a unique opportunity for Wenger and Arsenal to proved once again that they are among the elite in Europe and push the boat out for new players. 4th place is not good enough for Arsenal supporters anymore and the fact that new coaches Mourinho and Pellegrini have acted swiftly to fill gaps while Arsenal sat back and tentatively let Napoli buy Higuain is telling.

Of course, Arsenal are still, as pundits always put it, 'two or three' top players away from really challenging to get the title back. But most Gunners fans would gladly settle for finishing in the top four along with a trophy. Any trophy. Its been 8 long years and counting since silverware has been lifted by the Arsenal skipper.

But there are positives. Wenger seems to have finally realised Vermaelen is a terrible defender  settled on a partnership at the heart of the defence- the excellent Per Mertesacker and Koscielny. Helped by Sagna, Gibbs, Monreal and the improving goalkeeper Szczesny, Arsenal conceded only 37 goals last season, with only Manchester City boasting a better record. Arsenal also finished only 5 and 2 points adrift of City and Chelsea respectively, suggesting that a couple of quality buys will push Arsenal right up there. Arsenal did end last season unbeaten in their final 11 games.

But Arsenal seem to have a very thin squad, especially when you take into account their players extremely poor injury record. The loan deals of Djourou and Coquelin make little sense- surely Wenger must know by now whether they are good enough for not- and the sale of Gervinho may prove to be a bad move if injuries strike. If Arsenal don't improve their team before the window slams shut I see them slipping out of the top four. But then again there is still time to find a hidden gem- after all, Mertesacker and Mikel Arteta were deadline day signings back in 2011.

Key player: Olivier Giroud. The tall Frenchman took a lot of rather undeserved criticism last season, despite scoring a very respectable 11 league goals in his first campaign in England. But the reality is that if Arsenal are to get near the top three Giroud will probably have to score 20 goals this season. The good news is that he is perfectly capable of such a tally, scoring 21 goals for Montpellier in his final year in France.

Strengths: The defence is very good against most teams with a great mixture of pace, positioning and ariel ability from Mertesacker and Koscielny. They are the best team in the country at keeping the ball; Aaron Ramsey and Arteta sitting deep and acting as the pivots, with Tomas Rosicky and Jack Wilshere adding to this superb dribbling skills and in Rosicky's case an eye for goal. Arsenal were the only team last year to have 4 men get double figures in the league, with Theo Walcott, Santi Cazorla, Podolski and Giroud aiming for more of the same in 2013-2014.

Weaknesses: Lack of quality outside the starting XI is exasperated further by the constant fitness problems of many key players and a thin squad. The back 5 are prone to stupid errors and defending at set-pieces is still below par. Struggle to break through teams when they 'park the bus', with only Cazorla and Rosicky a threat from distance. Lack of a truly world class player like Van Persie to get them through games that they otherwise would not win.

Best XI: (4-2-3-1) Szczesny; Sagna, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal; Arteta, Wilshere; Walcott, Rosicky, Cazorla; Giroud.

Aston Villa

Last season: Premier League: 15th F.A. Cup: 4th rnd League Cup: semi final
IN: Aleksandar Tonev (£2.5m, Lech Poznan), Jores Okore (£4m, Nordsjaelland), Leandro Bacuna (undisclosed, FC Groningen), Nicklas Helenius (undisclosed, Aalborg), Antonio Luna (undisclosed, Sevilla), Jed Steer (tribunal, Norwich).
OUT: Jean Makoun (released), Eric Lichaj (Nottingham Forest, free), Richard Dunne (free, QPR), Darren Bent (Fulham, loan), Nathan Delfouneso (Blackpool, loan).

Paul Lambert took a big risk leaving Norwich in 2012, giving up his guaranteed job for a potential poisoned chalice in a Villa side that had finished in 16th under Alex McLeish. It seemed as if he had made a terrible mistake with Villa hovering over the drop zone at Christmas time, being defeated 8-0 by Chelsea on one terrible day. Lambert's faith in young players was ridiculed as a defence without Dunne or injured Ron Vlaar began to leak goals.

But Lambert had faith and results began to turn around. The embarrassing two legged defeat to League Two outfit Bradford signalled the nadir; But then there were shoots of recovery as Villa's young squad began to demonstrate their talent. A fluid front three of Gabriel Agbonlahor, Andreas Weimann and the wonderful Christian Benteke scored goals for fun during the spring.

Towards the back end of last season Lambert’s side improved and Benteke was unplayable. This season, should they pick up where they left off, they can hope for more than a relegation scrap. Lambert has been shrewd in the market too- this is no longer the same Villa as a few years ago, when millions would be wasted by Martin O'Neill on average players like Curtis Davies and Nigel Reo-Coker. Randy Lerner understandably is unwilling to be so loose with the purse strings again so now the most extravagant buy is likely to be Jores Okore, a talented Danish international bought for £4 million. Much of the summer's potential drama was resolved quickly with an improved contract for Benteke. But the 19 goal Belgium striker is not the only success story from last year, with both Matt Lowton and Ashley Westwood improving hugely over the course of the season.

There is still a question over whether Lambert would have been better off with the senior players from the off. Lambert seemed to be reluctant to use Darren Bent, Charles N'Zogbia and Stephen Ireland and results suffered. How will the young players react now? Villa do look to have enough goals in them to be out of the relegation dogfight, but will not trouble the top 10. The Holte End will hope for another cup run.

Key Player: Benteke. Keeping hold of the £30 million rated striker was vital for Aston Villa's immediate future. He may think himself above Aston Villa but the team is built for him and he will be chasing that centre forward spot for Belgium's 2014 World Cup XI.

Strengths: The three attackers Agbonlahor, Weimann and Benteke are full of pace, power, guile and goals. Westwood and Delph are great users off the ball and Guzan is one of the best keepers in the division. Lowton and new boy Luna provide attacking threat from full back.

Weaknesses: The defence leaks goals, with Baker and Bennett just not good enough yet. Still not enough experience in the side. Don't have a good midfield enforcer, and are incredibly reliant on Benteke for goals and inspiration.

Best XI: (4-3-3) Guzan; Lowton, Okore, Vlaar, Luna; Westwood, Delph, Banann; Agbonlahor, Benteke, Weimann.

Cardiff

Last season: Championship: 1st F.A. Cup: 3rd rnd League Cup: 1st rnd
IN: Andreas Cornelius (£7.5m, FC Copenhagen), John Brayford (£2m, Derby), Simon Moore (undisclosed, Brentford), Steven Caulker (£8m, Tottenham), Gary Medel (£11.2m, Sevilla).
OUT: Stephen McPhail, Heidar Helguson, Nat Jarvis (all released), Elliot Parish (free, Bristol City).

Finally, they did it. After years of play-off failure Cardiff finally joined their deadly rivals Swansea in the Premier League, and they did it in style as champions. Malky Mackay must take a huge slice of the credit as under his management Cardiff have been in a League Cup final (only losing on penalties) and then promoted in successive seasons. His motivational skills and tactical nous will see him move on from Cardiff soon, but for now he will be looking to survive in the top flight at the first attempt, backed well by the clubs Malaysian owners.

The fans are not happy with the red kit but many have been forced to keep quiet as Cardiff, bankrolled by the money, played some scintillating stuff on their way to promotion. The summer has seen Vincent Tan back Mackay further with some lavish spending. In a bid to address a lack of goals- no player scored more than 8 league goals last term- the Scot spent £7.5 million on Danish striker Andreas Cornelius, a man with just one top flight season under his belt. Better use of cash was to follow though, with the superb buy of  England international Steven Caulker. How they convinced him to come to Wales is a mystery, but he is a top player and will no doubt stand out in a team that already boasts quality defenders.

Further cash was spent on Gary Medel, Seville's defensive midfielder. Cardiff's record signing will certainly give them a touch of class but the Chilean is prone to going batsh*t mental to a red card or three so questions marks must be raised about the wisdom of paying more than £11 million for him. But he is exactly the player that Cardiff need, as last season they were spoilt for choice in terms of more positive midfielders and widemen, with Craig Noone, Kim Bo-Kyung, Aron Gunnarsson, Peter Whittingham, Jordan Mutch and Cardiff's most high profile player, Craig Bellamy, all playing a significant role in promotion.

Key Player: Mark Hudson. A true leader at the heart of the defence, and is easily capable of making the step up to the top flight. Comfortable on the ball, extremely strong in the air, and an excellent communicator, he will relish taking on the likes of Van Persie and Aguero this season.

Strengths: Their defence. Cardiff kept 18 clean sheets in the Championship last season and have a host of players who look good too make the step up. Hudson, new signing Brayford, ex- Middlesbrough man Andrew Taylor and Matthew Connolly all look ready. The aforementioned host of attacking midfielders will make Cardiff a threat from range and will see them create chances.

Weaknesses: Converting Chances. Goals were shared around last season but no one got more than 8. Bellamy may still have his pace and trickery but he only netted four last season. Cornelius is talented but to get the best out of him Cardiff may have to play long ball which they are unaccustomed to. The hope is that Frazier Campbell will be the main goal scorer, after an impressive seven goals in just 12 games after arriving in January from Sunderland, but he has injury problems. Lacked a holding player too last season, but Medel may sort that out.

Best XI: (4-5-1) Marshall; Brayford, Hudson, Caulker, Taylor; Noone, Kim, Medel, Whittingham, Bellamy; Campbell.

Thanks for reading, Adam.

3rd test day two

SCOREBOARD: Australia 527-7 dec. (Clarke 189, Smith 89, Rogers 84, Haddin 65* Starc 66* Swann 5-159) England 52-2 (Cook 36*, Trott 2*, Siddle 2-7)

And so, on the second day of the third Test in Manchester, Australia once again proved that there could still be life in this Ashes series. The Aussies very much won the day, eventually declaring in the evening session at a mammoth 527-7. Even better for them, by the close England were already two wickets down after a brilliant spell from Peter Siddle right at the death.

The day, however, belonged to the skipper, the tenacious and wonderfully skilled Michael Clarke.
Last year he made one triple century and two doubles, but after an uncertain start to his tour it was a big relief for the Aussie supporters to finally see their best player give his side a platform on which to build. After the loss of Steve Smith, who only added 19 to his overnight score, Clarke stepped up a gear and gave Swann in particular a real hiding in the afternoon session.

Clarke's wagon wheel showing his 187 runs.

Swann, though did take advantage of a real turner of a pitch by getting Smith out in his first over of the day; albeit helped significantly by a stupid shot from the Aussie no.5, attempting to hit Swann down the ground when just 11 short of a maiden test hundred. Jonny Bairstow took a simple catch at mid-wicket to break the fourth wicket stand worth a staggering 214.

The recalled David Warner took the wicket to a chorus of boos and it wasn't really a surprise to see him depart soon after arriving for a scratchy 5. He clearly edged to Trott at slip, giving Swann his fourth wicket, but then asked for a review. It was clear he had hit it and the bad boy of the side (and, it appears, the new pantomime villain) had to walk. Before that, though, Clarke reached 150 with a boundary off Tim Bresnan through backward point, incredibly the 9th time in his Test career he has done so. The Aussie leader went to lunch at 168 not out, joined by Brad Haddin, with his side sitting pretty at 392-5.

Clarke was eventually undone chopping on a short ball to give Stuart Broad his 200th Test wicket, while Swann completed his 17th Test five-wicket haul when he bowled Siddle for 1. The captain ended on 187 runs, scored off 314 balls, with 23 4's. The rest of the session was bad for England bowlers as Haddin and Mitchell Starc completed rapid half-centuries, leaving the tourists 507-7 at tea. 20 quick runs were added before Clarke waved his side off, leaving Australia in a commanding position.  For that they owed almost everything to the captain who remains their one world-class player. Michael Clarke was within 13 runs of the fourth double of his Test career which, together with a triple, marks him out as one of the very best batsmen of his generation.

Swann apart, who the conditions suited, it was a day to forget for the England bowlers. Far from England being reliant on Anderson, it seemed at times Cook didn't really want to throw him the ball. Playing on his home ground he went for 116 runs off 33 overs. Indeed, all of the main bowlers went for a 'century' of runs, and in hindsight it might've been worth picking the extra spinner in Panesar- certainly this pitch is only going to take more spin from now on.

England then faced Australia for a nerve racking 30 overs. The openers seemed to have seen off the swing of Harris and Starc and looked set. But Nathan Lyon was introduced for his first bowl of the tour and things changed. At first he bowled in tandem with Shane Watson, who incredibly bowled 5 straight maidens. This gave Lyon opportunity to attack and the right armed offie twice was close to finding Joe Root's edge.

His flight, dip and turn left England's batsmen uncertain and he built pressure: 51 of his 60 deliveries were dot balls. Certainly he gave the selectors reason to regret leaving him out at Trent Bridge and Lord's. There, they had gambled on Ashton Agar, a 19-year-old still learning his craft. Agar failed to take a wicket at Lord's; Lyon almost certainly would've.

Eventually the pressure told as Clarke introduced Siddle for a fast 5 over spell at the death. His pace and bounce caused problems and Root nicked behind off a good length for 8 off 57 balls, an uncertain knock that he will not be pleased with. Nightwatchman Bresnan followed to the same combination, given out off the bottom edge after attempting a pull shot. Bresnan looked unhappy, especially when replays showed distance between bat and ball, but Cook, who hadn't made a mistake yet in his own, patient innings, decided to save the review for more important batsman.

Clarke said afterwards to the BBC: "We worked exceptionally hard in the lead-up to this Test match and it was nice to get a result. But the wicket is pretty flat, there's not much movement and we'll have to work even harder over the next three days to win this Test match. But our bowlers have got the discipline. I was also really pleased with the way Nathan Lyon bowled - he got a little bit of spin but, more importantly, there was also some bounce there, so I think he's going to play a big part."

The hosts still need 276 runs to avoid the follow on at the end of a thrilling day. With Cook and Trott at the crease England will hope to bat all day tomorrow, which would practically ensure the Ashes remaining here until the winter.  But this was Australia's day, and for once their batting has stood up and given their overworked bowling attack a foothold in the game. Scoreboard pressure is a cruel mistress and with Siddle and Lyon bowling well, the tourists will look forward to tomorrow immensely.

Thanks for reading, Adam.

3rd Test Day one at Old Trafford

SCOREBOARD: Australia 303-3 (Clarke 125* Rogers 84, Smith 70*, Swann 2-82)

Never write off the Aussies.

As comprehensively as they were outplayed at Lord's, you still felt there was no way this side would just lie down and take a hammering, and so it proved, with Captain Michael Clarke leading from the front, after a terrific, battling ton at Old Trafford. The newly rebuilt ground hosted it's first Test since 2010 and the Mancunian crowd could only watch on in admiration, as the best all round batsman in world cricket at the moment (in my opinion anyway) finally turned on the style.

Clarke scored what could only be described as a vital century as Australia breathed life into their Ashes campaign by dominating the opening day of the third Test against England. Australia won the toss and reached 303-3 by the close with Clarke unbeaten on 125 and Steve Smith still with him on 70. The pair put on an unbroken 174 for the fourth wicket after opener Chris Rogers set the tone for Australia's first successful batting display of the series with a positive 84. It was a much needed and much improved batting display from a team who know they must win the Test to remain in with a chance of taking the urn back Down Under.

"I know! I've just saved you lot AGAIN!"

It was time for the tourists to go for it or lose, so changes were needed. Phil Hughes may have been one of Australia's better players thus far, with his 81 at Trent Bridge showing what is required. But two failures at Lord's cost him his place, and David Warner, Joe Root's best mate, was picked in his place after a century for Australia A in their tour of Africa. Warner's recall was one of three changes for Australia, who brought in Nathan Lyon and Starc for Ashton Agar and James Pattinson.

They desperately needed a good start after six Test losses in a row and they got one with Chris Rogers determined not to blow his opportunity in the Test side. He went out fighting and chalked up a half century off just 49 balls, as Shane Watson once again looked good against the opening bowlers. Rogers dispelled his image as a tough, gritty opener, hitting numerous boundaries.

But as usual, Watson wasted a good start, Tim Bresnan dismissing him for just 19 and leaving the tourists at 76-1. Bresnan was getting some extra bounce and found Watson's edge leaving Captain Cook to take an easy catch at first slip. Only 6 runs were added before another wicket fell, this time it was Graeme Swann the triumphant bowler, as he dismissed Usman Khawaja for 1. Khawaja scored a fluent fifty in the second innings at Lord's but here looked uncertain as Swann, always successful against the left handers, got him with a ball that turned away, with Prior taking a smart catch. It was a decision upheld on review despite Hot Spot revealing no mark on his bat.

Michael Clarke was in a no. 4. Clarke had always been dead against moving up the order, and one stat demonstrated why- Clarke had never before scored a hundred at 4. While batting at five the New South Wales man averaged over 60, the position above his key stat tumbled to around 20. But such was the need for Clarke to show his class, he was convinced to do what was best for the team and bat where he should- as high up as possible. Clarke is probably the best player of spin in the world, so instantly Swann was removed from the attack and Anderson and Broad peppered Clarke with short deliveries.

Meanwhile, England seemingly couldn't stop the flow of Rogers, as he accelerated to 84, looking good for his first Test century. But then Swann was brought back, and he trapped Rogers in front with a wonderful ball that straightened sharply. Roger's front foot was too far forward and another left hander fell victim to Swann's off-spin. He decided not to review- good job too, as it was hitting middle stump- and a glorious knock came to an end. 84 runs, from 114 balls, with 14 4's- hardly the ponderous Rogers we saw in the first two Tests. At 129-3, England sensed another Australia collapse, especially as that ball now confirmed it- the pitch was made for top class spin.

Steve Smith came in at 5 which can't have pleased the traditionalists. Smith's technique- particulary on the off side- needs a whole lot of working on. But he has raw talent, raw ability, as well as terrific mental strength. It's this quality that saw him unbelievably make it to tea intact.

England thought they had snared Smith when Swann bowled a beauty to trap him in front, but the umpire was unmoved. After consultation with Hawk Eye, Swann's lbw appeal to Smith was rejected, the Aussie carried on.

England used up their second referral when a loud noise was made when Smith was driving outside off. Bowler James Anderson, wicketkeeper Matt Prior and the slips went up in unison to claim a catch off the edge of Smith's bat but umpire Marais Erasmus remained unmoved. Once again Hot Spot showed nothing and the umpire's decision stood. With no reviews left, the home side were therefore powerless to overturn Tony Hill's decision not to raise the finger when Stuart Broad trapped the same batsman in front of middle stump.

At the other end, drawing on all his expertise against spin bowling, Clarke got the better of off-spinner Swann in a fascinating duel on a wicket that turned from the start. His battle with Swann was enthralling - Clarke's superb footwork saw him come down the wicket on plenty of occasions, while he was rock solid - whether forward or well back - in defence. He eventually posted the first century by any Australian in six Tests. The visiting skipper's 24th Test century, off 169 balls, was reached in the evening session, and he was given a deserved standing ovation by the 25,000-strong crowd.  At 129-3, England sensed another Australia collapse, but Clarke's brilliance and Smith's good fortune ensured the day took a very different course..

"Australia have had an excellent day when they needed a good day and the captain, under significant personal pressure, played a gem of an innings," Mike Atherton told Sky Sports Ashes.
"Clarke has had a number of issues - the shocking performance of his team at Lord's, the fact he hadn't really stamped his authority on the series, and thirdly the issue of where he bats - but he confronted them superbly batting at four, where statistically he has not had much success.
"He is a fine player, one of the best in the game, but he needed to lead from the front and show that England's bowlers could be tamed - he had a beautiful little battle with Graeme Swann throughout the day - and [he did]." 

England's bowling stats. On a pitch unfriendly for seamers, Bresnan got surprisingly low economy figures. Anderson was ineffective for most of the day, while Broad's figures don't really do him justice.   

Japan v Italy - Confederations Cup 2013

Japan 3-4 Italy

Not only was this game one of the best I've seen in 2013 thus far, but also it demonstrated once again that this Confederations Cup tournament continues to delight the neutral with its great football. The eventual result masks a fabulous performance by Japan in which they took the game to Italy, on paper the much stronger team, and really should've come away with the win.

The game started at a frantic pace as Shinji Kagawa picked out front man Ryoichi Maeda but the striker could only head tamely at the legend that is Gianluigi Buffon from eight yards out. But the fact that such a glorious chance was created so early on was a sign of things to come from the Japanese point of view.

Yasuhito Endo was earning his 132nd cap against Italy and he tried to mark the occasion with a goal, only to see his shot from the edge of the area go well wide, before Kagawa appeared to be fouled by Chiellini when running down the left side. The movement, composure and passing ability of Kagawa and Keisuke Honda looked as good as any on the pitch and the two most creative Japanese players caused havoc in the first period. Kagawa had Buffon worried with a stinging shot which the keeper tipped over the bar.

Japan seemed bound to score soon and so it duly came to pass, albeit controversially. Buffon tripped over Shinji Okazaki, and Honda gave Japan a deserved lead with a scruffy spot-kick. It was never a penalty against Buffon- but in giving it, how did the ref not send him off? Inconsistent and bad refereeing could be the only explanation.

Italy desperately looked for a way to gain any sort of foothold in the match. Former Liverpool midfielder Alberto Aquilani got the hook after just 30 minutes, with the tiny box of tricks that is Sebastian Giovinco replacing him. Aquilani looked embarrassed rather than angry, but coach Prandelli was willing to try anything to try and stem the flow of the Japanese attacks. Considering a lot of managers, particularly in England, postpone subs until the break for fear of being thought of getting it wrong, Prandelli was somewhat refreshing in fronting up to an error in team selection and acting on it quickly. But before Giovinco or in fact any other Italian player could do anything, it was 2-0.

Yasuyuki Konno helped the ball into the box and, while Chiellini and Daniele De Rossi got in a tangle, Manchester United midfielder Kagawa spun on a sixpence and rifled home from 12 yards out. A superb goal and a deserved two-goal lead for the Asian Champions. It was a goal worthy of gracing any match, as he thumped it into the corner, leaving Buffon rooted to the spot. Italy had started the game dreadfully and Japan had punished them.

Japan, and Kagawa in particular, were expressing themselves, playing with freedom and the Brazilian crowd were loving it. It really does need repeating, that the link up play between Kagawa and Honda in the first half was terrific.

Italy could have been three down but schemer Endo's free kick was parried away smartly by Buffon, after Okazaki had slipped through challenges by De Rossi and Andrea Pirlo, before being cynically chopped down by Barzagli. But true champions find ways to get back into games even when not playing well, and Italy proved that when Pirlo whipped in a corner and De Rossi was on hand to attack the ball and head home from around eight yards out. It was poor marking, but good movement from Italy. The delivery was absolutely spot on, and De Rossi attacked the space well. Italy had been given a lifeline and almost immediately, as if buoyed by that goal, Emanuele Giaccherini hit the post with a low shot. Fortunately for Japan, half-time came before Italy could build up more momentum.

A calamity of errors from Japan followed in the second half though as Southampton's Maya Yoshida failed to stop Giaccherini from skipping past him on the left, Konno completely failed in his attempt to play offside, and the winger slid in a cross which Atsuto Uchida turned into his own goal from six yards out. Harsh.

Things got even worse for Japan when suddenly Italy took the lead out of nothing. Holding midfielder Makoto Hasebe was penalised for handball in the area, and although the ball did hit his arm, it was only a split-second after he blocked a shot from Pirlo, leaving him with no time to think. He could hardly get out of the way. Man City's Mario Balotelli though was calmness personified from the spot. Probably the most reliable penalty taker in the world gave the keeper the eyes before stroking the ball into the bottom left hand corner.

Now losing, Japan had to take some risks. Hasebe brilliantly tackled De Rossi in the centre circle to start a lighting counter attack, ending with Kagawa taking Chiellini out the game with a clever ball to the far post, but Maeda could only fire into the side-netting from a tight angle. Italy slowly reverted to a defensive formation to protect the result, but this only invited pressure, which led to the inevitable. After Honda had struck wide form distance, Endo put in a superb delivery from the right and Okazaki was left unmarked to plant a bullet header past Buffon. 3-3!

Japan had built up a head of steam once more and were attacking with confidence. It's not often that a match virtually passes by Pirlo but the Italian playmaker struggled to prevent the wave after wave of Japanese attacks. Honda, loved by the crowd for his flicks and tricks, ran at the parting, panicking Italian defence and brought another save out of Buffon from a rising shot from the edge of the box, it looked like that was going to fly in. As did another chance just two minutes later, when Balotelli lost the ball, Yoshida went running out with it and Hasebe's shot just flew past the post. A great hit but he just couldn't keep it down. It would have been a disservice to Japan at this point to describe the game as end to end when they were completely dominating, but there were chances for Italy, with a Balotelli snapshot forcing a neat save from the Japan 'keeper.

Unbelievable drama followed as the game approached the very end, as Okazaki's shot hit the post, bounced out and hit Kagawa, but his effort pinged off the crossbar and to safety. Italy duly punished such profligacy, as at the other end sub Giovinco converted Claudio Marchisio's superb ball across goal to make it 4-3 to Italy with just four minutes to go. De Rossi had orignally played it through, with Japan not seeing the danger signs.

Just when you thought this breathtaking game had no more to offer, Japan thought they had drawn level at the last when defender Yoshida bundled in from two yards after the ball came back off the crossbar from Okazaki's shot. However, Yoshida was ruled offside by the linesman, and Japan somehow had lost a game they had bossed, and with it were knocked out of the tournament, while Italy had made it to the semi-finals.

Player ratings:

Italy (4-4-1-1) Buffon 8; Maggio 6, Barzagli 6, Chiellini 6, De Sciglio 7; Montolivo 6, Pirlo 6, De Rossi 6, Aquilani 3; Giaccherini 6; Balotelli 8. Subs: Giovinco 7, Marchisio 7.

Japan (4-2-3-1) Kawashima 7; Uchida 6, Yoshida 6, Konno 7, Nagatomo 8; Hasebe 8, Endo 7; Okazaki 8, Honda 8, Kagawa 9; Maeda 6. Subs: H.Sakai 6, Havenaar 6, K. Nakamura 6.

Brazil v Mexico - Confederations Cup 2013

Brazil 2-0 Mexico

The noise from the Brazilian supporters was incredible as the hosts of the Confederations Cup continued on their path to the semi finals with a hard fought victory over Mexico. The Gold Cup winners hopes now lay shattered after defeats to Brazil and Italy, while the Brazilians seem to get better with every game.

The Mexicans went into the match confident of a result after a good display against the Italians, but right from the kick-off they were never really attacking Brazil like we know they can. Maybe the team selection sent out the wrong message- with defenders Mier and Torres brought in- but overall it seems they were shellshocked by Brazil's opening goal.

Of course, it was a sublime volley from Neymar which deflated Mexico. Another goal from the top drawer from the tricky forward as he struck from just inside the box after Rodriguez could only head Dani Alves's cross straight into the Barcelona new boy's path. Superb technique. His goal in the first game against Japan was amazing in its execution, and this was just as good. Neymar is very much the real deal. The confidence to take it first time, and the ability to pull it off is just astounding. It appears that the massive pressure on him to deliver for his country is just water off a ducks back to this very special young player. I've never seen a player so accomplished who is yet to play in Europe; the hype is well and truly justified.

Brazil's full-backs were very attack minded in the first half and their overlapping runs caused Mexico no end of problems, as they had no idea who to mark. This sort of indecision led to chances being created for Fred and Oscar in the first ten minutes, While Paulinho had a lot of joy with his driving runs from deep.

Not much time had passed when Dani Alves sensed that Jose Corona was off his line and tried his luck with an exquisite 20-yard chip which the Mexico keeper just about tipped over at the far post. Mexico were being hammered but after 20 minutes they finally got a reasonable chance when right back Hiram Mier fired a low shot just wide, after a mix up between Marcelo and Paulinho let him in. But Brazil were not done for the half and the electric Neymar hit over after a swift break.

The second half followed a very different pattern as Mexico came into the game and Brazil defended deeper. Carlos Salcido had a couple of decent efforts from range. Giovani Dos Santos began to find some space and was the one causing problems for Brazil. The former Spurs man, always Mexico's brightest player, made some good runs down the right, dribbling with his precise left foot. He had two efforts blocked by the defence before linking up with Torrado to play Javier Hernandez in, but David Luiz just stopped the Manchester United striker shooting, with a well timed sliding tackle.

Brazil were always a threat on the counter however and Hulk blazed wide when he should have scored after a flowing move. The big striker was put through on goal by Neymar's wonderful cushioned ball but fired his shot into the side-netting. You have to ask - does Hulk really have the class to play in this side? That debate will rage on, meanwhile Neymar was still being cheered to the rafters each and every time he touched the ball. He went on a mazy run that ended with Dani Alves just failing to connect with Brazil's star man wonderful whipped through ball. He's so exciting to watch.

Mexico's coach tried to seize the initiative again as he introduced the pacey wideman Pablo Barrera. Immediately he made an impact as he skipped past two defenders on the right but his deep cross was cleared after being helped back into the six-yard box by Andres Guardado, who had just been booked for a challenge on Neymar. But Barrera's intervention galvanised Mexico once again as they looked for an equaliser. David Luiz needed to be at full-stretch to cut out dos Santos' clever cross as Mexico pushed again, before Brazil clinched it in the dying moments, with a truly wonderful moment.

If you were being extra harsh, you could argue Neymar was quiet for parts of the second half, but the piece of brilliance at the end is what Barcelona paid top money for. He slowed down his dribble on the left side to a crawl, before pushing the ball onto his left boot and then putting it through two defenders in the same move. Rodriguez and Mier were beaten by this incredible piece of skill, and could only watch as the golden boy showed an end product as well by picking out Jo to finish. It was such a tiny gap, and he showed the composure to pass to Jo when he could have shot himself.

In summary, For the first 15 minutes Brazil were fantastic, driven on by a wonderful crowd and the magic of this 21-year-old. Neymar then lit up the final moments of the match with a delightful piece of skill to lay on the goal for Jo. But for long periods the Selecao went missing, and if they are to win this tournament, they must improve.

Player ratings:

Brazil (4-2-3-1) Julio Cesar 6; Dani Alves 7, Thiago Silva 7, David Luiz 8, Marcelo 7; Paulinho 7, Luis Gustavo 6; Hulk 6, Oscar 6, Neymar 9, Fred 6. Subs: Lucas Moura 6, Hernanes 6, Jo 7.

Mexico (4-3-2-1) Jose Corona 6; Mier 7, Rodriguez 7, Moreno 5, Jorge Torres 6; Salcido 7, Torrado 6, Flores 6; Guardado 7, Dos Santos 7; Hernandez 5. Subs: Hector Herrera 5, Pablo Barrera 7, Jimenez 5.

Champions League Final Robben goal GIF

There's no blog post here. I have no yearning desire to write about an admittedly brilliant final at Wembley between Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund. But I had to post the GIF of the Champions League winning goal somewhere. Look, Dortmund were the neutrals' favourites and FC Hollywood don't usually make non-Bavarians warm and fuzzy. Nonetheless, Arjen Robben, of all people, deserved that moment after a career punctured by injury and falling at the last hurdle (just ask Iker Casillas and Petr Cech). It was the right result as well, with Bayern undoubtedly the best team in Europe, winning the treble. In any case, it was just great to see a side ruthlessly take down the often nauseatingly spoken-about Barcelona. 

Roll on next season.

4-0 and 4-1, Spain's numbers are up

I don't think anyone was expecting that. Well maybe that, but not those scorelines.

Two comprehensive thrashings of the Spanish Big Two left Europe stunned. The two results I'm referring to- Bayern's ruthless torture of Barcelona and Dortmund's rather surprising big win over Real Madrid- sent shock waves around Europe and the question was immediately asked. Was Barca's era over?

No. Can we move on now, please?
And why do I argue so? It is because that Bayern are easily the best team we have seen in the Champions League this season. The way they brushed aside Juventus in the quarters should've given people a clue, and if not that, how about their frankly amazing league record, almost 20 points ahead of the nearest challengers Borussia Dortmund? You could also use the evidence that Bayern, barring a remarkable scoreline in Camp Nou, will soon be in their 3rd final in four years. Man United did that, from 2008-2011. Barca haven't done so thus far. The point here is although the scoreline was embarrassing for the Catalans it has to be viewed as an anomaly, as Barca have never lost quite like that before, and when you think about their domestic displays this season, it was totally out of character. Mind you, Barca did play Marc Bartra at centre back. A less skilled player to reach the Champions League semi finals hasn't been seen since... well last year really. How Jose Bosingwa ever got into that team... but I digress. Bayern are awesome and their win was fully deserved, but Barca will be back, no question about that.

But anyway, to the match. First of all Bayern were considered favourites for their home leg at least, although the general opinion was that Barca would probably sneak through. They do have Messi, after all. But from where I was sitting, little Lionel (and boy, did Bayern's tough defending make him look small) could barely run. Clearly unfit, Barca were probably banking on his mere presence helping them towards victory. In Spain, a new verb has been coined to describe Barca's relationship with their star man- Messidependencia. Certainly in the second half, when Bayern really turned it on, it was as if subconsciously Barcelona were willing Messi to just take the ball and relieve some pressure with his magic. Without his considerable talents Barca were average, and the home side took full advantage, with devastating results. This was Barca's worst defeat in Europe since 1997, and no team has lost the first leg of a European Cup match by four or more goals and progressed to the next round.

Of course the media, as is its wont, focused on Pep Guardiola. What he had to do with it I wasn't sure. Didn't stop ITV from mentioning him about 50 times over the course of the programme though. What I saw though, was a performance from Bayern that was totally at odds with Guardiola's philosophy of playing the game. The brilliant counter attacking weapons of Frank Ribery and Arjen Robben would be wasted if forced to play possession based tika-taka football. As can be seen in last years final, although Bayern are perfectly comfortable being the better team and playing deep in the opponents half, the pace and dribbling skills of the two widemen were somewhat wasted. Back then Robben seemed to be on a one man mission to beat Chelsea and it was borderline ridiculous how many times Robben cut in from the right and blasted way over the crossbar. Not to mention the Dutchman's penalty miss in extra time.

But the ex Chelsea and Real flier has been humbled since then- being left on the bench many times this season by Jupp Heynckes. But he was deployed to full effect against Barca, even tracking back on occasions. Yes, Robben tracked back. Heynckes must have put something in his half time Lucozade.

In the first half Bayern did score through Thomas Muller, who is probably most famous in England for mullering (sorry) our finest in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Indeed, it was as if Clive and the rest of the 'experts' on ITV weren't aware he basically scores in every single big match Bayern play. Like last year against Chelsea for example. Anyway, with Muller acting in the second striker role, Bayern were as dynamic as any team can be, and he scored after a well worked corner. Having such a flexible and versatile all rounder in your squad must be a dream- not that it was all Muller's way though. Sergio Busquets marked him out of the rest of the half as Barca re grouped well initially. Xavi and Iniesta, as per usual, stood out for the Catalans with their touch and movement. But they weren't getting the luck. They probably should have had a penalty when Pedro was pushed over, Dante just got a toe on a cross that was destined for Messi, and an Iniesta cross fell inches away from Alexis Sanchez's forehead with Manuel Neuer totally out of position. But after half time Barca weren't recognisable as a unit, all fight and energy had seemingly disappeared.

Barca had already been beaten by Celtic and AC Milan so maybe it wasn't such a shock that they failed to contain the Bavarians when they stepped up a gear in the second half. Robben was in superb form as he tore into Jordi Alba with frightening regularity and Schweinsteiger controlled the game with his great use of the long crossfield ball to get Ribery and Robben away in space. The second goal came from such a tactic, where Robben forced a corner, and whipped it in himself, and Muller headed down for Mario Gomez to tap in. Sure Barca are a short side, but their ariel ability is not often questioned. For such a team to just give away goals from set pieces is criminal.

Bayern really turned the screw as Muller hit wide after collecting a pass from Jerome Boateng and then Ribery scuffed his effort after Robben ran at the Barca defence. The backline couldn't deal with the Dutchman and he inevitably scored a third after great footwork in the penalty area, helped by a rather robust 'challenge' by Muller preventing Alba from pressing Robben.

Bartra wasted his team's best opening when striking way too high over the bar from six yards and Bayern scored a fourth, a brilliant team goal, with sub Gustavo winning the ball, playing a one-two with the excellent Javi Martinez, Schweinsteiger assuming control of the ball and then moving it on to Ribery, who attacked Dani Alves before crossing low for Muller to finish the match and the tie with a poachers goal. Bayern have proven their class and were rampant. Even the great Barcelona can't come back from this- and this crushing result was achieved without Germany internationals Badstuber and Toni Kroos.

But anyway, onto the Dortmund game. Now I thought Madrid would go through and I wasn't too impressed that Dortmund needed so much luck in the previous round against Malaga. But right from kick off Jurgen Klopp sent out his team to attack. The young manager who has received such high praise this season from European media outlets this season tactically outfought the celebrated coaching talents of Jose Mourinho as Borussia Dortmund dominated the whole game.

Of course it helped that Robert Lewandowski had the game of his life. Four goals against Real Madrid in a Champions League semi-final is a pretty decent return. There wasn't a single Dortmund player who had a poor game, unlike Real, who were lacklustre throughout. The game ignited from the off as Marco Reus, who was a constant thorn in the Real Madrid side, took on the visiting defence but his shot was saved by Diego Lopez, with Lewandowski failing to tuck in the rebound.
Soon after, Mario Gotze found some space on the left and picked out Lewandowski at the back post, and his crashing volley put the Germans one nil up. It was interesting to see the reaction of the Dortmund fans towards their young playmaker, understandably many were angry at Gotze for his 'betrayal' announced on Monday, but during the match the fans put aside their feelings and supported their team. Certainly some of the Real players seemed intimidated by the atmosphere, none more so than Luka Modric, surprisingly chosen ahead of Angel Di Maria by Mourinho. Modric barely got a kick all game and was made to look weak and tiny compared to Dortmund's aggressive captain Blaszczykowski who flew into tackles and gave Mesut Ozil no space in the middle of the park.

But when Dortmund had the ball, they were fantastic. Sven Bender was neat and tidy in possession but his partner Ilkay Gundogan had a dream of a game. Sami Khedira and Xabi Alonso never got near him as his passing and technical ability was far better than his opponents. Gundogan's energy and elusive dribbling skills allowed him to find space all night and then look for Reus and Gotze in great attacking positions. Gundogan was superb and is clearly one of the best young players in the world in his position.


Madrid were being bullied, limited to a couple of Cristiano Ronaldo strikes from long range. But they did get a crucial away goal in the 43rd minute, thanks to a dreadful error from Mats Hummels, whose back pass went straight to Higuain, who drew the keeper out before squaring the ball to Ronaldo for a tap in.

But after the break Dortmund renewed their pledge to attack the Spanish champions. Lewandowski controlled a Reus drive before stroking the ball past Diego Lopez to give his side the lead once again. Mourinho looked glum, but before he could attempt to shake Real into life Lewandowski completed a hat-trick with a quite brilliant finish. The left back Marcel Schmelzer hit a shot that was heading wide, but the Pole up front controlled it expertly, dragged the ball back gaining a yard of space, before lashing the ball into the top corner. The fans went crazy. Lewandowski then completed his haul for the night, converting a penalty with aplomb. The Dortmund faithful were delighted, and it was a fully deserved rout.

The aftermath saw the media take stock and realise just what had been achieved. There was lots of coverage given to the fact that Robert Lewandowski became the first player to score a hat-trick against Real Madrid in Champions League history. He also became the first man to score four in a Champions League semi-final. But what for the Spanish sides? I reckon Barca can invoke more factors for failure- Tito ill, Busquets injured, Xavi and Messi tired, but Mourinho has to look at himself. Real should have won and that can be shown just by simply pointing out that while Dortmund's first XI cost just £29m to assemble, Real's cost £345m to bring together. Gotze, Reus and Lewandowski cost just twenty one and a half million pounds to get.

So what does this mean for Spanish football as a whole? Despite the scorelines, not much. This will signal the end for Mourinho at Real, but both members of the Spanish big two are going to spend big in the summer, whereas Dortmund, already losing Gotze, will have a fight on to keep their star men. Make no mistake though, the Champions League final at Wembley will be populated by the two German teams after two frankly incredible performances.

Thanks for reading, Adam.

 

Triumph for Manchester United

It's only the 22nd of April but the Premier League title has already been secured, and what a way to do it. Manchester United's comprehensive bullying of Aston Villa at Old Trafford thanks to Robin Van Persie's hat trick was an amazing conclusion to the inevitable title procession. It was all wrapped up in 33 minutes and quite frankly United coasted for the rest of the game. Man City's defeat at Tottenham meant that United knew before kick-off that victory would be enough for an unprecedented 20th title, and it was one man in particular who really made sure that the trophy would be won on the night. Van Persie's clinical finishing guaranteed the victory in stunning fashion and we are left to reflect that with four games and 12 points still remaining, United have 84 points and are unassailable at the summit of the table. Can they beat Chelsea's record of 95 points? It will be tough with Arsenal and Chelsea still to play, but why shouldn't they be able to  now the pressure is off? 

Van Persie's 3rd goal put him on 24 in the league for the campaign, 1 ahead of Luis Suarez. He has been generally cited as the difference between the Manchester Clubs this season, but there are inherent issues with that point of view. Firstly, this ignores the fact that at the start of the season, Roberto Mancini had Mario Balotelli, Carlos Tevez, Sergio Aguero and Edin Dzeko at his disposal, who scored a combined 54 goals last season in the league alone. The argument that Mancini needed Van Persie is utterly ridiculous with that sort of talent already available. The difference lied really in the managers. Not withstanding the fact that United just kept winning, and winning, and winning. Even the games when they were poor they kept winning. When you look at United's squad, not many jump out as being world class. Van Persie's debut season has been superb, but where was he when United really needed him, against Madrid? Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic would both make claims as well, but with their creaking bodies bodies restricting their appearances, they could be hardly described as still truly indispensable.

  

Therefore the real achievement lies with the manager and the character and belief of the squad. Over the course of the season, there have been many occasions where United's superior mental strength has got them  through tough fixtures. Recent away victories over Stoke and Sunderland, the clutch of matches early in the season when a late goal from Javier Hernandez often saved them... they all demonstrate why United have cruised to this title win. The fact that United have 19 different goal scorers in the league this season is tribute to that team spirit.

That of course has been supplemented by some individuals playing with remarkable consistency. Of course Van Persie has taken most of the headlines, but others have been brilliant alongside him. Players like Rafael, who has grown into one of the best full-backs in Europe, Jonny Evans, who has seen off the challenge of Chris Smalling and Phil Jones to become the centre back of choice when one of Ferdinand or Vidic is unavailable (and let's face it, that is most weeks), Patrice Evra, who has had his best season since 2010, and Ryan Giggs, who saw off a frankly awful Autumn to blossom once again in the spring. Not forgetting the goal contributions of Rooney or Hernandez either.

But also, this season has been about Michael Carrick. He has been incredible this season, and it is disgusting that it has taken so long for him to recognised by the mainstream media as a key player for United. A regular every year in a team that has only lost the title twice since 2006,- one by a solitary point and one on goal difference- Carrick has nevertheless stepped up a gear this season. His calm influence on United has been much needed during another season of troubles in the midfield. He is as dependable as anyone in the United squad and deserves everything he gets for his excellent displays this season.

Luis Suarez bit a defender on the weekend. So, a pretty average week for him then. An overpaid footballer racially abusing opponents, punching & biting defenders in the Premier League - sounds just like somebody who needs support. You really cannot make him look like a victim even if you want to. Suarez may be a gifted footballer, but he deserves punishment for repeatedly tarnishing the game with his antics. Liverpool bought Suarez with the knowledge that he had already bitten a player in the Dutch league, and then act surprised when he repeats the act?? Words can't do justice to the mans stupidity.

Mario Gotze's move to Bayern Munich is, for many football fans, a symbolism of the fact that the most powerful clubs in Europe can ruthlessly bully the up and coming teams. Gotze's move for around £30m  is very disappointing as it is surely only a matter of time before other great young talents are snapped up. After all, Dortmund have already lost Nuri Sahin and Shinji Kagawa in the last two years to more powerful and rich clubs and it is sad that such a great young team will lose one of their best talents, especially as Bayern seem to have timed it just to derail Dortmund's Champions League's campaign. 

Thanks for reading, Adam.

And a GIF of that awesome goal...